Finally we have a full set of rules for Fantasy Celebrity. Eric has spoken.
Scoring is 1-5, unless off the charts crazy, then a rare, determined by us alone, 6
is given. So choose your celebs carefully.
1 - - Name associated with any minor legal matter - - e.g. speeding ticket,
accident, divorce, and the like. Showing private parts to public also falls into
this point category. If a picture or video is distributed, 2-points might be given.
2 - - Name associated with major legal matter involving more than five people in
said legal matter, this could involve corporations as well, like shop-lifting and
peeing in a city drinking reservoir. Other items warranting this point value is a
front page listing in any nationally distributed news source - - e.g. New York
Times, USA Today and the like.
3 - - Name associated with misdemeanor, major public shame, or the loss of rights -
e.g. visitation rights with children. Not being allowed to leave the city, state or
country would also count. Other things that might score you three points is the
United States President is quoted using this celebrity's name.
4 - - Felonies.
5 - - Off the wall crazy crap. Claiming to have had sex with a Martian. Digging up a
grave. Being accused of murder, stealing from a child, or having intimate relations
with animals. Trying to convince two prostitutes to participate in sex acts with an
expensive sex-doll, and then after refusal, cutting off the doll's hand and placing
it in a dumpster is in this realm. (way to go Charlie Sheen)
Eric.
