ACWOT 110 Stink Ninjas

Yep, it's pretty unbelievable but a new podcast is out. . . yep. Yessir. You gotcha. That's right.

Fantasy Celebrity Rules!!

Finally we have a full set of rules for Fantasy Celebrity. Eric has spoken.

Scoring is 1-5, unless off the charts crazy, then a rare, determined by us alone, 6
is given. So choose your celebs carefully.

1 - - Name associated with any minor legal matter - - e.g. speeding ticket,
accident, divorce, and the like. Showing private parts to public also falls into
this point category. If a picture or video is distributed, 2-points might be given. 


2 - - Name associated with major legal matter involving more than five people in
said legal matter, this could involve corporations as well, like shop-lifting and
peeing in a city drinking reservoir. Other items warranting this point value is a
front page listing in any nationally distributed news source - - e.g. New York
Times, USA Today and the like.

3 - - Name associated with misdemeanor, major public shame, or the loss of rights -
e.g. visitation rights with children. Not being allowed to leave the city, state or
country would also count. Other things that might score you three points is the
United States President is quoted using this celebrity's name. 

4 - -  Felonies.

5 - - Off the wall crazy crap. Claiming to have had sex with a Martian. Digging up a
grave. Being accused of murder, stealing from a child, or having intimate relations
with animals. Trying to convince two prostitutes to participate in sex acts with an
expensive sex-doll, and then after refusal, cutting off the doll's hand and placing
it in a dumpster is in this realm. (way to go Charlie Sheen)

Eric.

ACWOT 107 is here!

That's right the podcast you have all been waiting for is here! Jenn Co-hosts and it is a riot. Download it here: ACWOT 107

ACWOT 106

A Complete Waste of Time #106 is out! Don't miss it, and look forward to the next podcast when my lovely wife co-hosts when Eric is out of town.

Fantasy Celebrity - Rough Draft

Okay, we are moving forward with "Fantasy Celebrity" fueled by the fact that Kiefer Sutherland got hit with a DUI or "502" as people in the "know" call it. Man I love quotation marks . . . and period marks denoting a pause. So I'm starting it off and I expect people to add as they feel able.

A LIST

Michael Jackson
Britney Spears
Kobe Bryant
Tom Cruise
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
That gay guy. . . John Travolta
Mariah Carey (she might just be a B now)
Halle Berry
Mel Gibson
Kiefer Sutherland
Brad Pitt (Guys gotta do something sometime)
Jude Law, Pysch! He's no A list.
OJ. . . "I'm the juice!"
Prince William
The other prince, the one no one cares about. . . oh yeah Harry
Is it fair to put Whitney Houston here?
Snoop Dogg
The olsen twins
Tyra Banks
Fifty Cent
Sean Combs
Kate Moss

B list

That other gay guy . . . you know that one Andy Dick
David Spade

Lots more coming soon. . .

Fantasy Celebrity

Eric is hard at work putting "Fantasy Celebrity" together we should have details up by the beginning of next week. If you would like to put in your name for the game or you have a celebrity you want in the draft email us at: acompletewasteoftime@gmail.com

Anal Thunder, Fantasy Celebrity, Theme songs, and Repressed Homosexual Republicans!

Podcast 104 is out and yes we've sunk to new lows. . . don't expect anything good from this podcast it's ugly, real ugly.