Thursday, September 27, 2007

Fantasy Celebrity - Rough Draft

Okay, we are moving forward with "Fantasy Celebrity" fueled by the fact that Kiefer Sutherland got hit with a DUI or "502" as people in the "know" call it. Man I love quotation marks . . . and period marks denoting a pause. So I'm starting it off and I expect people to add as they feel able.

A LIST

Michael Jackson
Britney Spears
Kobe Bryant
Tom Cruise
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
That gay guy. . . John Travolta
Mariah Carey (she might just be a B now)
Halle Berry
Mel Gibson
Kiefer Sutherland
Brad Pitt (Guys gotta do something sometime)
Jude Law, Pysch! He's no A list.
OJ. . . "I'm the juice!"
Prince William
The other prince, the one no one cares about. . . oh yeah Harry
Is it fair to put Whitney Houston here?
Snoop Dogg
The olsen twins
Tyra Banks
Fifty Cent
Sean Combs
Kate Moss

B list

That other gay guy . . . you know that one Andy Dick
David Spade

Lots more coming soon. . .

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